Fun with Google

I like that Google finishes my sentences for me when I’m searching. I thought it might be fun to mess around with this. I could probably search for others who have found odd litlte quirks (like my facebook/twitter update about a dead Pakistani on my couch) but I’m prefering instead to just find my own. Enjoy…

Why do my feet smell like…

  • Popcorn
  • Cheese
  • Corn Chips
  • Vinegar

I want to eat…

  • Healthier
  • All the time
  • His Children
  • Your children

Midgets are…

  • Funny
  • Scary
  • Us
  • People too

Republicans are…

  • Ignorant
  • Mean
  • Selfish
  • Hypocrites
  • Retarded
  • Morons
  • Wrong

Democrats are…

  • Socialist
  • Smarter
  • Wrong
  • Retarded
  • Communists
  • Sexy
  • Crooks

Why did…

  • I get married

Give me a…

  • Dollar
  • Virus
  • Job
  • Revelation

Google is…

  • Your friend
  • making us stupid
  • broken

Can I please…

  • receive the secret code that in it telephonically
  • Have my spider back

Why does…

  • My eye twitch
  • Asparagus make urine smell
  • my dog eat poop
  • poop float
  • your eye twitch

The meaning of life is…

  • Christopher Walken

Why do i…

  • fart so much
  • Indians smell
  • have green poop
  • have no friends
  • have so much gas

Oh my I could have quite the list of observations after doing this experiment…but I think I’ll just let your own mind run wild.

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About ryanwoods

I am uncertain what to call myself, but my family and I are committed to the people of downtown Vancouver, WA. We are followers of Christ and hope to be a part of a movement of hope, imagination, and transformation in our developing downtown community.
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