I want

Posted on October 9, 2008 by ryanwoods

I want to be funny.
I want to have an accent that I can turn on and off as I wish.
I want to crave kale instead of pbc’s.
I want to be a minority…just for the jokes.
I want to make more money.
I want to need less sleep.
I want my house to always be clean.
I want to watch the A-team.
I want to cut my hair like Mr. T.
My wife wants direction.
I want my nickname to be either “The Tax” or “Tussin O’Malley”
I want to write better blog posts.

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About ryanwoods

I am uncertain what to call myself, but my family and I are committed to the people of downtown Vancouver, WA. We are followers of Christ and hope to be a part of a movement of hope, imagination, and transformation in our developing downtown community.
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