Here are some deals you won’t want to miss from Craigs List’s “free stuff”(with some commentary from me)…
- I’ve got a nearly full box of frozen otter pops (probably about 80 in there). Please help me make room in my freezer! I meant to take these to the fountain over the summer, but forgot, so if you have a larger freezer, you could save them for warm weather and pass them out – or enjoy them yourself, of course. (as a general rule otter pops aren’t good for you. But handing out used otter pops to neighborhood kids? Despicable!)
- Eighteen gallons of used cooking oil available free. You pick up. (seriously? I’ve got some bacon grease sitting in a can on my counter if you want to come pick that up too.)
- Lots of free horse manure ! We may be able to deliver if your in the Hillsboro area. (seriously? I’ve got some free…never mind…it’s never been more true than now that there is a lot of shit on Craigslist*)
- FREE WHITE TOILET. Only slightly used. email or call for directions. (Slightly used? As in, it was only peed in once? Eww.)
I love Craigs List.
*pardon my language, but seriously? How could anyone pass that up?
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Actualy, I am in need of 18 gallons of used vegi oil…just fedex it to me.
Now you’ve reduced the chances of me EVER getting these stupid otter pops outta my freezer! Thanks!
dub– I’ll TAKE your otterpops and raise you a dead strawberry plant in a hanging pot.
take it or leave it.
my mom used to get sh*t delivered for her massive flower beds when we were little. Every summer for about a week, it was the worst place to be. After that…well… we still lived in Camas.
Regarding your previous posts…have you been reading, “Red Letters” (Living a faith that bleeds) by Tom Davis?? Cause I am right now and it is glorious and you would LOVE it. LOVE IT.
if you were really cool you would have a car that would run on used vegetable. you would smell like french fries, but you would be the greenest family that i know
if i had the car of my dreams, i’d take that oil and power my vehicle with it. for free??? beats over $3 a gallon for gasoline.