O Danny Boy. O Christmas Tree. Go Tell it on the Mountain. Away in a Manger.

I’m still working here at my old church as their office manager. Today when I came in, the phone had music coming out of it. I can’t turn it off. I can’t turn it down. I can’t stop listening. What kind of radio station plays these songs? They’re all instrumental, they’re all equally terrible.

Shoot me now.

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About ryanwoods

I am uncertain what to call myself, but my family and I are committed to the people of downtown Vancouver, WA. We are followers of Christ and hope to be a part of a movement of hope, imagination, and transformation in our developing downtown community.
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8 Responses to

  1. dodyb says:

    Only if you shoot me first :) ))

  2. Gina says:

    Sounds like the demon Muzak to me. I temped at a Muzak office once, and they didn’t play any Muzak over their office speakers. That tells you something about the product.

    I hope it stops before you go permanently insane (or, you know, permanently insane in an unpleasant way–I’m not referring to the way you’ve been all your life).

  3. RoniZee says:

    Why does this make me so happy?

  4. arwen says:

    you would say that, Roni… you would. Anyways, on a related note, I had a dream last night that my family went to church at the lovely Baptist Church that had a hand in turning me against all BCs and the old ladies that taught sunday school were there and I leaned over to my brother and whispered (very loudly) “Don’t you think those old ladies should be dead by now?” That was pretty much it.

  5. tabitha jane says:

    is that what people hear when they call your church and get put on hold?

    i think my sister is getting married in that church next month . . .

  6. Rizzle says:

    Yeah your sister is. And good God I hope thats not what people hear. I never even thought of that!
    Somebody call me tomorrow between 8-12 and let me know. 360-696-0548

  7. Jen says:

    Hey I can ask Bonnie for you. I’m, like, hanging out with her practically all the time…

  8. tabitha jane says:

    did anyone ever call you?

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